Jenna: So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
Alan: Well, the bride is my mother, so... the groom.


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Alan Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 17: "Fish in a Drawer"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

Charlie: We've got a real problem here.
Berta: What do you mean "we?" [walks away]

Evelyn: We don't eat from the cake until we cut the cake.
Jake: But I'm still hungry.
Evelyn: Have some cheese!
Jake: Have we cut the cheese?