So, how do you know Robin? Sagittarius! Is that near Westche...
[at a really loud club...]
Ted: So, how do you know Robin?
Ted: Is that near Westchester?
Kelly: I would love one! Just a beer!
Robin: He's even getting me into the VIP room.
Barney: He just wants to show you his own VIP, if you know what I mean.
Robin: All right, what does VIP stand for in your little universe?
Barney: Well, I know that the 'P' is penis
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Future Ted: So, kids, would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf?
Son: Why does he even ask?
Daughter: I know, he's just gonna tell us anyway
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