So is there anything I should know about? Any side effects or an...
Alan: So is there anything I should know about? Any side effects or anything?
Doctor: Well that's one of the purposes of the research. But in tests of this nature, common side effects include dry mouth, hair loss, blurred vision, inflammed gums...
Doctor: ...Mild nausea, heart palpitations, liver damage...
Doctor: ...Boils, shingles, sudden fainting, and temporary darkening of the stool.
Alan: Good Lord! How much do you pay people to do this?
Doctor: A thousand dollars a week.
Alan: I'm in!
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 5: "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
- Alan Harper
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