So we go downstairs it's like mad dark, but like ten seconds into the club where the crowd was, bang, I see like these two girls like rolling around on the ground and I'm like oh s#$t, chick fight, then I look over and I'm like holy s#$t it's Sam!

Pauly D


To be fair the amount in usoqtien was for the FIRST season of Jersey Shore. While I'm not a fan of the show, I look back at the first season and see that it probably helped provide a boost to tourism more than a few cheesy billboards. As far the show itself, I can not STAND it and I wish you guys would stop giving attention to these spray-tanned, self-important, egotistical, no talent NEW YORKERS!

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We made a cake for Pauly and not Mike... that's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.


Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.