Sorry, buddy, wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. Oh, ...

Sorry, buddy, wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. Oh, no wait. That was last night

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 13: "Drumroll, Please"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Victoria: Those big romantic moments... they're great when they happen, but they're not real.
Ted: Exactly. Exactly! Like, like just now, when I saw you doing the chicken dance out there, I'm not gonna lie to you, big time thunderbolt.
Victoria: Hmmm, you should see me tap-dance. You'd be down on bended knee.
Ted: Sadly, not out of character

Ted: Listen I'm calling because last night I met this girl, and I was wondering if you had...
Claudia: Oh you have got to be freaking kidding me!
Stuart: Oh here we go...
Claudia: Twenty-four hours ago you were begging...begging me to bring some other girl to my wedding and now, what, you're over her?
Ted: I've moved on

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