Chevy Chase Quotes
Pierce: I'll give you the same advice my father gave me the night I lost my virginity: just pick one; they all cost the same.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: Who is the dumpling with the nice Asian pair?
Jeff: I think that's the first time sexism has made me hungry.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: I'd like to offer my sincere congratulations. It's hard enough to find people you can stand in this life, let alone someone willing to stomach your imminent dementia and present incontinence.
Pierce: Thank you, Jeff. I just hope she can satisfy me. I'm like an insatiable baboon in the bedroom.
Jeff: Don't sell yourself short. You're a baboon everywhere.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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