Popular Gillian Jacobs Quotes
Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the 90s you selfish, jaded ass!
Britta
If you have to ask if it's homophobic to ask questions, haven't you already answered your own question?
Britta
Jeff: Everyone wants you to shut up.
Britta: And yet I won't. Case in point.
Calling for help? A classic...call for help.
Britta
Do they even have to talk? They could just touch tentacles and download.
Britta
Britta: Jeff, why are people staring at you?
Jeff: Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before?
Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
If I wanted to wait on a rich man hand and foot, I would have gone to Dubai with that sheik I met at Trader Joe's.
Britta
Britta: We do need the money. The biology department's been dissecting the same dead pig for ten years.
Dean: If we get this money, we can buy 100 pigs and make everybody happy.
Who's holding? I have four berries, but I'm saving them for "Laser Floyd."
Britta
Are we just gonna avoid eye contact forever? What are we, Jeff during sex?
Britta
It's puppet therapy. The psychology world has recently embraced it after seeing it on "Law & Order."
Britta
