Favorite Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.
I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.
Snooki, Snickers came out of the woodwork, which is hysterical - it was the best thing I ever saw in my life.
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.
[to Vinny] Stick it in one of the jet holes.
I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.
I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.
The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table, they are jack-hideous.
JWoww: Oh no, he's gonna drown!
Snooki: They live in water!
Vinny: It lives in salt water, you idiot.
Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.
[to Angelina] At the end of the day, that kid's my brother, and if he can't hit you, I will. You're lucky you're so drunk. Wait 'til tomorrow.
If they end up back together, she looks like the dumbest b!tch.
