[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.

Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones ... that's the type I'm attracted to.

I guess I'm single, I don't know. If I am we got a problem on our hands. I'll show my true side ... my true, dirty, f*%king filthy side.

Snooki, Snickers came out of the woodwork, which is hysterical - it was the best thing I ever saw in my life.

There are so many juice heads out there. I'm like a kid in a candy shop.

I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.

Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!

JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.

The sex shop is perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. It's my scene. And when I get into my scene I get into my clothes.

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.

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Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

JWoww
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