I didn't know she'd flip the script. I thought she'd leave ... Sammi will just bring you down and down because she thinks at the end of the day you deserve it.

I need her to shut the other one up so I can get it in.

[to Snook] You like him? You like LIKE him?

It reminds me of the aquarium, the moment you tap the glass and make 'em come to you, it freaks you out.

I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.

The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table, they are jack-hideous.

Can you guys like, maybe neutral it? Because, like, you hit up a girl in Miami?

I am literally head over heels.

I have great sex with the kid.

Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

JWoww

You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.

JWOWW