Favorite Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is fucking dead.
The Situation: Angelina is the Staten Island Ferry: everybody gets a ride, and it's free.
If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
I was thinkin' heavy fire and I didn't wear my bulletproof vest and I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.
I got girls back here almost every night, there's not a time that I don't have girls coming back. Girls love The Situation.
Deena likes to call herself a 'Holiday,' I call her 'The Holiday Inn.'
Ronnie doesn't want to give up his cookie, and that's Sam. You need to give up your cookie, son, so you can go find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog.
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
I was lookin' for that threesome... it turned into just the D-some.
We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.
Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.
The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!
