Favorite Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.
So, um, I, um, got a taxi for you, baby ... I set up everything for you. Are you good?
Wow. Ronnie's mom's gangsta.
I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's lips in the near future.
The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!
That rug reminds me of Ron and Sam's relationship.
Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.
My chick has got my sweatpants on. Pauly D's chick's got his sweatpants on. We're about to get our smash on.
I'll speak for everybody and you can get the f**k out. You left in Jersey, you might as well leave now.
JWOWW ... I've seen her working out, doing combos at the gym ... and I've gotten a little taste of a smack myself. I have an idea of what Angelina's about to go through and it's like Rocky vs. Apollo. Rocky doesn't have a chance right now.
I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.
It takes a special type of a person to get through this. We all should be proud that we balled out and had an awesome time.
