Popular Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Okay, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half... ya know? Workin' on my fitness.
I was thinkin' heavy fire and I didn't wear my bulletproof vest and I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.
It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.
The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
[to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you ... it's called f*%k you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.
The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.
It takes a special type of a person to get through this. We all should be proud that we balled out and had an awesome time.
Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.
I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.
I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.
