Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes (Page 3)
Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
The Situation: The bugs in the Everglades are huge. They're about the size of Snooki.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
The Situation: Yeah, I gave them the boot.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Situation: Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Situation: My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
The Situation: Snooki's drunk and she doesn't understand. She acts like she's 10 years old.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Situation: I'm leader of the group. I say what goes, and if I say we're leaving, we're leaving.
• Rating: 2.8 / 5.0
The Situation: Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
The Situation: I'll speak for everybody and you can get the f**k out. You left in Jersey, you might as well leave now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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