Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes (Page 4)
The Situation: There are so many chances we have given this girl and at this point I've had enough.
• Rating: Unrated
The Situation: How dare you speak to me like this? I'm the glue of this family!
• Rating: Unrated
The Situation: Every month, there's a situation.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
The Situation: Happy birthday, I f---ed my roommate!
• Rating: Unrated
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Situation: My chick has got my sweatpants on. Pauly D's chick's got his sweatpants on. We're about to get our smash on.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Situation: I got front-row seats for a slam session.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Situation: Angelina is the Staten Island Ferry: everybody gets a ride, and it's free.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 87