JWOWW ... I've seen her working out, doing combos at the gym ... and I've gotten a little taste of a smack myself. I have an idea of what Angelina's about to go through and it's like Rocky vs. Apollo. Rocky doesn't have a chance right now.

Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life.

Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?

I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.

Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.

It takes a special type of a person to get through this. We all should be proud that we balled out and had an awesome time.

The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.

[to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you ... it's called f*%k you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.

The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!

It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.

Mike (The Situation)

I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.

Mike