Jersey Shore

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes (Page 9)

Mike: Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.
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Mike: You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
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Mike: This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.
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Mike (The Situation): Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.
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Mike (The Situation): Pauly D. was with the grenade ... When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.
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Mike (The Situation): I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.
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Mike: I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.
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