Popular Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.
If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!
Snooki: You're a white rat and you're f*%king pale and you're nasty.
Angelina: Yeah well you're too tan and you're disgusting.
Snooki: I AM tan and I like being tan BITCH!
JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.
Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!
The glasses are all bling bling ... But when you put them on you can't really see. So I don't think you can drive with them because you can't really see.
Guy on phone: May I speak to Angelina?
Snooki: No, she died. [hangs up]
I'm walking blind here! Do you have any pickles?
Ow. It hurts my vagina.
Snooki: Wanna f*%k?
Vinny: Sure.
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.
