The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.

I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.

[to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.

I'm saving myself for cowboy.

If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.

I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.

He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.

[on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.

Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!

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