Jersey Shore

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 9)

Snooki: The glasses are all bling bling ... But when you put them on you can't really see. So I don't think you can drive with them because you can't really see.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Snooki: You're a white rat and you're f*%king pale and you're nasty.
Angelina: Yeah well you're too tan and you're disgusting.
Snooki: I AM tan and I like being tan BITCH!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Snooki: If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Snooki: My bronzer is leaking off my face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I came in with a bang and I'm going out with a bang.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: [on her one-woman dance party] I was honestly going to put my hat down so I could get money.
 • Rating: Unrated

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