Favorite Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.
It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!
Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!
Is there any more turkey sandwich?
Aww yeah, crocodile's gonna eat me, yeah!
You have to stay fresh to death.
How do you spell likely?
She had summer teeth. Some are like this... and some are like that.
The girls wanna have a threesome with you, that's not an issue.
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?
