I'm gonna f*%king get at her so bad right now. I'm gonna eat her alive. Bro, seriously? You wanna play this game?

[to Mike] We hold hands in front of you, we cuddle in front of you, we make out in front of you, like what else do we need, do I need to beat it front of you, too?

Oh, the Ron-Ron Juice is the sh!t that gets the night going. I mean whenever that sh!t comes out it's always a filthy night.

[to Vinny] That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face! That's how you get pink eye!

If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what's her name on Friday night.

You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like a fly comes to sh!t.

I'm gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.

Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.

I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!

Ronnie Magro Quotes

Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.

Ronnie

I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!

Ronnie