I regret that I got caught. I don't regret that I hit the kid, because he had it coming.

That was one punch!

[to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside.

I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this!

Mike's out on the boardwalk with this chick. I don't understand. Schnookers just got punched in the face and we're all heated ... and the Situation's creepin'.

[on sleeping with Sammi] Yeah, we smooshed.

I'm gonna f*%king get at her so bad right now. I'm gonna eat her alive. Bro, seriously? You wanna play this game?

[to Mike] We hold hands in front of you, we cuddle in front of you, we make out in front of you, like what else do we need, do I need to beat it front of you, too?

Oh, the Ron-Ron Juice is the sh!t that gets the night going. I mean whenever that sh!t comes out it's always a filthy night.

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