Bernadette: I think the woman can manage to put a wig on by herself.
Howard: It's not just the wig, it's pinning her hair up, it's putting on her's a two person job.

Howard: I'm not having this conversation with you Ma!
Howard's Ma: God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!

Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.

I think it's like Beetlejuice. We said his name too many times.


That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.


TBBT Quotes

The show must go on, and thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.


Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.