Vinny Guadagnino Quotes
Okay, they're not the prettiest girls in the world. Sometimes if you mix two grenades it might make one good lookin' girl.
This is the like the Guido version of The Amazing Race.
I'm a little pot-committed and caught some feelings for her after all we've been through.
Mike might have a secret possible obsession with me.
JWoww: Oh no, he's gonna drown!
Snooki: They live in water!
Vinny: It lives in salt water, you idiot.
This is Mike's wife. He's finally found one as crazy as him.
My uncle Nino doesn't have the highest standards in the world. So these girls are looking like supermodels to him right now.
If someone hands you a Bentley, you're just gonna keep driving.
Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.
Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.
Ok, Kim Kardashian. More like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island.
[to JWoww, on his bling] It's like your t!ts. Looks sick, but it's fake.
