Stop eating my fries! I'm hungry. You know what? The doctor ...

(Carlos and Gabby are at the Divorce Mediators, having an argument over whom parts with what)
Gabrielle: (slaps Carlos' hand) Stop eating my fries!
Carlos: I'm hungry.
Gabrielle: You know what? The doctor said, (to the mediator) You should see his cholesterol, this man bleeds bacon grease.
Mediator: Enough! You two are going to have to find a way to deal with each other, because you are about to bring a child into this world and divorced or not? Once that child arrives, you will be bound together for as long as you live.
Gabrielle: Well in that case, (to Carlos) have some more fries.


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Gabrielle Solis, Carlos Solis
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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 2: "It Takes Two"
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Desperate Housewives
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(Edie is about to give Austin a can of beer)
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Austin: Well, that's what my ID says.
Edie: Yeah. Mine too.

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