Roxie: (Talking about Darryl) I don't care how much money he's offering me. Or how good-looking he is. Or how big his... you know, is.
Joanna: How big? Like, on a scale of cars. Golf cart? Hatchback? Four-door sedan?
Roxie: Full-size SUV.


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Characters:
Roxie Torcoletti, Joanna Frankel
Episode:
Eastwick Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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Eastwick
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Eastwick Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Sometimes I wish I could meet someone who got me, you know? Someone dark and dangerous and exciting, who moves here in a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirs up sex and trouble. And he's got a really huge... (gasps) appreciation for art.

Roxie

(voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.

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