Ted, please tell me you're not impugning emotional baggage. Ba...
Barney: Ted, please tell me you're not impugning emotional baggage.
Ted: Baggage is good?
Barney: Emotional baggage is the bedrock of America's most important cultural export.
Barney: Actually, it's porn.
- Ted Mosby, Robin Scherbatsky, Barney Stinson
- How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 23: "The Wedding Bride"
- How I Met Your Mother
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Barney: Kiss him! Kiss him!
Older Ted: Uncle Barney didn't say "kiss."
Theater employee: Sir, you need to leave. Now.
Barney: This is outrageous. Who the kiss are you?!
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Marshall: Wait, you actually used Jed Mosly's catchphrase?
Ted: Oh yeah ... How do you know that's his catchphrase?
Marshall: [pauses] Hey, I wanted to see Avatar.
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