Teddy is out of town and I need an escort for the Civic Light Op...
Evelyn: Teddy is out of town and I need an escort for the Civic Light Opera benefit this evening.
Charlie: Why don't you just try one of those escort services?
Evelyn: Charlie, if I were going to pay $200 per hour for a man, I would not be taking him to the opera.
Charlie: That's fair.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 2: "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
- Charlie Harper, Evelyn Harper
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- Eric Hochberger