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Thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer. A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion!

Superintendent Chalmers

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 19 Quotes

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

Groundskeeper Willy

Principal Skinner: (Over phone) I know Weinstein's parents were upset Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony holiday. I mean, it sounds so made-up: Yom kip-pur!

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