Dwight: Where'd you get that mallard? Kelly: What the hell is a mallard? Dwight: THAT! Kelly: Oh! Professor Damon D. Duck! Jim gave him to me. Dwight: I gave that to him as a gift. I'm taking that back. Kelly: If you take it back I'll scream. Dwight: I'll give you five bucks for it. Ryan: Twenty. Dwight Schrute: Ten. Ryan: Deal. Kelly: You're so cool. Ryan: This reminds me, you owe me three bucks for gas.
Jim: Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that. And please, for both of our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again. Michael: I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything she wants me to be happy. Jim: No. Not more than anything. Michael: Ok. I have a good thing with the mom. Jim: Don't call her the mom. Michael: She's right on my way home from work. Jim: THEN TAKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME MAN! Michael: Alright! I'll take service streets.