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Two-and-a-half-men

That is one talented lady; and by talented... I mean annoying; and by lady, I mean bitch.

Alan

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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 Quotes

Harvard; the Santa Monica Community College of the East.

Alan

A guy in a leotard and a skirt realized he chopped off his own brother's head off. That is heartbreaking.

Walden
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