That theater sucks, though. They need to get a bigger screen. ...
Stan: That theater sucks, though. They need to get a bigger screen.
Kyle: They should project the movies on Cartman's ass!
(all laugh but Cartman)
Stan: Yeah, but that'd be like IMAX.
- Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski
- South Park Season 2 Episode 9: "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"
- South Park
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Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls Song
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
Whenever you need a fix, hook me up.
Just stick my balls in my mouth.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls.
Put 'em in your mouth.
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em.
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Chef: Children, this whole film festival thing has quite lucrative monetary possibilities. Now I'm gonna sell some of my famous cookies to these Hollywood types and make a mint.
Cartman: What kind of cookies?
Kyle: Calm down tubby!
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