Carla: That's it. All my birth control pills are gone.
Turk: Not exactly. That fig newton you're about to eat is not only fat-free but it's baby-free!
Carla: I just don't get it, Turk.
Turk: Look, we had sex twenty times in eight days, and I bet it's because you sensed my hesitance.


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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1: "My Intern's Eyes"
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Nurse: Oh, Dr. Reid, are you joining us for lunch today?
Elliot: Ahhh... anyone want half a tofu-cheese sandwich?

(J.D.'s trying to sneak out of the apartment in his underwear)
Carla:J.D.!
J.D.: I gotta make a quick twosie.