The auction was yesterday, my bid was accepted and I signed the ...

Ted: The auction was yesterday, my bid was accepted and I signed the papers this morning!
Barney: Was the Blair Witch easy to deal with or did she haggle over closing costs?


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Characters:
Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 20: "Home Wreckers"
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How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 20 Quotes

[to Ted] Your mom and I got to second base.

Barney

Barney: She's a cougar, Ted!
Robin: I thought you said you can't be a cougar if you're over 50.
Barney: She's a Mellencamp.

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