J.D.'s Narration: The key to sleeping in the on-call room is to block out the noises around you like snoring, teeth-grinding, or even... on-call room nookie. Hello, my old friend, how I've missed you.
Woman: Mmm, that feels good.
J.D.'s Narration: Yes, it does.
Man: Ohh, yeah.
J.D.'s Narration: Time out, male moaning! Party's over!