Future Ted: When you meet someone special, suddenly life's full of firsts: the first kiss, the first night together, the first weekend together. For me, all those firsts happened within 48 hours of meeting Victoria.
Robin: No. I thought we're just hanging out as friends. Barney: Oh, come on. You've been throwing yourself at me all night. Robin: What? I did the opposite, I threw some other girl at you. Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship. Is that not an international recognized term for sex?