Two and a Half Men

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Two and a half men

Alan: The only thing I got from the truck driver was a pack of cigarettes and an eyebrow pencil.
Walden: I gotta tell you, it is nice to be taken care of once for a change, but look who I am talking to.


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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 8 Quotes

Just for the record, he gets paid to go down there. I do it for the love of the game.

Alan

Alan: Lyndsey has been pushing me to make a commitment because some other guy asked her out.
Walden: Who asked her out?
Alan: Her gynecologist.
Walden: At least he knows what he is getting into.

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