Homer: The other day, I was so desperate for a beer that I ate the sand under the bleachers at a football game.
Reverend Lovejoy: I cast thee out!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Helen Lovejoy, Reverend Lovejoy
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 16: "Duffless"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 16 Quotes

Marge: Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project.
Homer: Yes, syrup is better than jelly.

Over, under, in and out, that's what shoe tying is all about.

Principal Skinner