The truth? You want the truth? It is your earrings! It is the ch...

The truth? You want the truth? It is your earrings! It is the chopsticks, but it's so much more! You're pretentious! You call everyone by their full name! You call my doorman, Sammy, "Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel", you went "Samuelle!" Papie-ay mach-ay? What is papie-ay mach-ay?

George

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Character:
George Costanza
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 2: "The Truth"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

My cousin Douglas was in a place like this one time. He came over to my house for dinner. There was no soda and he went berserk. He was screaming. "Where's the Pepsi, where's the Pepsi?"

Jerry

I was audited last year. At first I thought well, IRS kinda sounds like Toys 'R Us maybe won't be so bad.

Jerry
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