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Barney

Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 (43 Votes)
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awesome...wait for it...some
fail! xD

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True strory !

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That comment was LEGEND...wait for it ...DARY! I know... I'm awesome.

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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

Barney: Robin and I have been keeping track of how many beds we've had sex in. We've had sex in 83 and a half beds
Ted: A half?
Barney: 19th century ottoman in an antique space

Robin: Okay, this is ridiculous. I can't believe these two are still bagpiping
Ted: Enough! It's been six hours1 It must be that new tantric bagpiping that Sting is into
Robin: She keeps yelling at him to play the bigpipes louder, but it sounds like she's bagpiping him pretty hard. There's a glass of water in my bedroom that's vibrating like Jurassic Park
Ted: You have neighbors, so shut the bagpipes up!

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