Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks-and-recreation

There are two bisexual guys here and I got both of their phone numbers. Oh yeah!

Leslie

Unrated
Show:
Episode:
Character:
Related Quotes:
Parks & Rec Quotes, Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes, Leslie Knope Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

People in this town don't really like their government officials being activists. Last year a garbageman was suspended for wearing a Livestrong bracelet.

Leslie

Chimpanzees are very smart, so we had them graduate from college. They like to throw their feces, so we were hoping they would throw their hats. But they just threw their feces.

Leslie
×