There's gonna be an ass ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob, f*ckin booger sugar.

Kenny Powers

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Kenny Powers
Episode:
Eastbound & Down Season 2 Episode 3: "Chapter 9"
Show:
Eastbound & Down
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Eastbound & Down Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.

Kenny Powers

I got this country wet, and now its time to bend this bitch over and make her cum.

Kenny Powers