There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel. Can't leave without my gel.

Pauly D

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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.

Mike

I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.

Angie