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These aren't vampires, man. These are douche bags.

Dean

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"Then you've made your choose!" The Native
American boy said turning around dramatically.
"No! Jacob! I love you!" said the emo girl as (to
Sam and Dean's surprise) the boy turned into a
large wolf.
Dean stepped out of his hiding place and shot the
wolf with a silver bullet. The wolf crumpled to the
ground and turned back into a boy laying
motionless in the grass.
The sparkly guy started towards Dean while Sam
pulled out his machete and with one swift
movement cut off the fairy's head.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sam and Dean looked around at the emo girl.
"You killed them! Now I can never be turned into
a vampire and live forever with a supper hot
undead sparkly man! My life has no point to it any
more!"
Sam and Dean looked at each other, then at the
stupid emo girl. Slowly they raised their weapons
and approached her...

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These aren't vampires. These are douche
bags.
"Dude, what the hell?"
Sam shook his head in response to Dean as they
watched the three teenagers talking from their
hiding spot.
"Bobby said their was a family of Vampires in this
town?" Dean asked.
"And a Werewolf pack." Sam said.
"A pack?"
"Apparently." Sam said. They stopped and
listened to the overly dramatic conversation that
was taking place.
"But I love both of you!" said the dramatic emo
girl.
"You can't love both of us. You have to choose."
said the serious Native American boy (who for
some reason wasn't wearing a shirt)
The constipated looking pail guy who was
sparkling (sparkling?) in the light took a step
forward and placed his hand of the emo girls
shoulder. "Bella, I'm to dangerous for you to be
around." he said, "I should leave and never come
back!"
The emo girl made a face that might have been
horror. "No! Edward, my life is meaningless with
out you!"
"Then you've made your choose!" The Native
American boy said turning around dramatically.
"No! Jacob! I love you!" said the emo girl as (to
Sam and Dean's surprise) the boy turned into a
large wolf.
Dean stepped out of his hiding place and shot the
wolf with a silver bullet. The wolf crumpled to the
ground and turned back into a boy laying
motionless in the grass.
The sparkly guy started towards Dean while Sam
pulled out his machete and with one swift
movement cut off the fairy's head.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sam and Dean looked around at the emo girl.
"You killed them! Now I can never be turned into
a vampire and live forever with a supper hot
undead sparkly man! My life has no point to it any
more!"
Sam and Dean looked at each other, then at the
stupid emo girl. Slowly they raised their weapons
and approached her...

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Supernatural Season 6 Episode 5 Quotes

Dean: Try uh, Lautner.
Sam: He's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: What are you kidding me? That kid is everywhere. It's a friggen nightmare.

Look at this. Watching her sleep, how is that not rape-y?

Dean
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