They're not barney and robin anymore. They're the fat guy and t...
Ted: They're killing each other!
Lily: They love each other.
Ted: Barney and Robin love each other, but they're not Barney and Robin anymore. They're the fat guy and the old lady.
Marshall: My favorite '70s detective show!
- Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen, Lily Aldrin
- How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 7: "The Rough Patch"
- How I Met Your Mother
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Barney [prerecored on porn tape]: Hello, Ted. If you're watching this tape, and I knew you'd pick this one, you're now in posession of my porn. And this can only mean one of two things: either I'm dead or I'm in a committed relationship. If I'm dead I want you to honor my memory by taking my body to the Hamptons and recreate Weekend at Bernies. I want to dance, go fishing, and I want to have sex with a girl. If on the other hand I'm in a committed relationship, as your best friend I have only one request... for the love of god get me out of it
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Your girlfriend? She's your girl.. friend? She's a girl and a friend? Do not humanize the enemy, Ted.Barney
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