Brian: Things can never go back to the way they were! Not after the way I was treated! Not after the things I've seen!
Chris: What did you see? Was it breasts?


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Brian Griffin, Chris Griffin
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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 7: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

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