Ross: (About sleeping with Chloe) Listen, can you keep this information to yourself? Isaac: Aw, no problem dude. You know we got to look out for each other. We're the same, you and me. Ross: Actually, no, we're not. Isaac: Yeah, we are. Ross: No, we're not. Isaac: Yeah, we are. Ross: No, we're not! Isaac: Okay, we're not. Ross: Right. Isaac: But, we are. Ross: Fine. I just need to know that you're not gonna tell your sister. Isaac: I can promise not to tell her again.
Ross: (About telling Rachel that he slept with another woman) What is she gonna say when I tell her what I did? Chandler: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you? Ross: What?! Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right? How am I supposed to do that without being totally honest with each other? Joey: Look, Ross, look, I'm on board about this totally honesty thing. I am just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble. Chandler: He's right. Nobody's gonna benefit, and you're just gonna hurt her. Joey: Yeah, and there won't be a relationship left to rebuild. Ross: Yeah, but don't you think... Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.