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Charlie

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Character:
Charlie Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19: "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19 Quotes

And you call yourself a drummer. Keith Moon is vomitting in his grave.

Charlie

Charlie: Who the hell are you?
Jake: Oh, this is my friend Eldrige, he plays that drums.
Charlie: Okay, that explains the attitude.
Eldridge: What, are you ragging on my name?
Charlie: No, I'm ragging on your instrument, now beat it.

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