This is a nice resume. Nice, nice, nice. Muy impressivo. So, M...

Rastatter: This is a nice resume. Nice, nice, nice. Muy impressivo.
Monica: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.
Rastatter: Mockolate.
Monica: I'm sorry?
Rastatter: Mockolate. It's a completely synthetic chocolate substitute.
Monica: Oh.
Rastatter: Go ahead. Try a piece. Yeah, we think that Mockolate is even better than chocolate.
Monica: All right.
(She tastes it, and obviously hates it)
Rastatter: Yeah?
Monica: (Trying not to show her disgust) I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.


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Character:
Monica Geller
Episode:
Friends Season 2 Episode 8: "The One with the List"
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Friends
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Friends Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Rastatter: Our FDA approval didn't come through. Something about laboratory rats.
Monica: Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
Rastatter: Yeah, well, anyhow, here is your check. Thank you for all the trouble you went through. Um, listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?
Monica: Well, uh, I ate some.
Rastatter: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?

Chandler: Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross: She's not Rachel.

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